Worst case scenario: you ruined his fursuit and he doesn't leave. Most people only pass out for a few seconds when due to concussive injuries so stay unresponsive for twenty seconds to make it look legitimate. If you're really worried about getting caught, actually fall and try to hit your head hard enough to leave a mark. Considering the cost of the fursuits, it's likely the furry will bolt out of the theater to get home and attempt to clean it before the stain sets. Apologize profusely and explain that you slipped in something. If you only spill some, it'll truly look like an accident because people will assume you would have poured the entire cup if it was intentional. Be careful to only spill your drink onto the furry as you don't want anyone to be able to claim the liquid you slipped in was spilled by you. Get up to get a refill and "slip" in the puddle, thereby making it the fault of the theater for unclean conditions, and pour your drink onto the furry's legs. They'll covertly pour some of their drink onto the floor. Your friend's job is to get up to get a refill and "accidentally" drop their ticket/phone/whatever near the furry and bend down to pick it up. Bring another person with you and buy two drinks, one for each of you. Most of the furries went to the initial screening so you should be fine if that really is a big concern to you. See a therapist if it irrationally upsets you to the point where you can't ignore them Standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance. Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne. You're not allowed to do anything becuse that would 'take away their happiness' What should I do if I see someone wearing one in the theater? I want to watch Zootopia but I have a fear of animal costumes. Oh look another furry thread that LNF has taken over, how many is that now?
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